Fran:  Omigod! You guys are dating aren't you?!  Fucking hell, Nikki! The whole point is you don't date or fuck people because you're a vampire... that way I don’t ever feel like a loser if I’m single and all my friends are seeing people!  I swear, this is just like tenth grade when that bitch, Carla Roberts said she was asexual... But the very first time a football player asked her out she was riding him that same night! And then she had the nerve to rub it in my face that she was going to homecoming and how frilly her dress was and how he was even getting a limo, and then my mom was all, “But the Autumnal Equinox marks an essential passage in the process of enlightenment, Francesca, it wouldn’t be appropriate to curse his phallus with an extreme case of oozing boils...”