Yeah, there was some particularly whiny drama stuff going on in comics during the time I was writing this…
I was going to just call this guy the “White Knighter” but that was a little too blatant, and I figured making his name a bad pun instead would just help to make him seem even more obnoxious.
I was going to have Tekmage do some elaborate HL2 gravity gun thing where she grabs a piece of wreckage and then throws it at Knight Light… but I don’t exactly have a billion panels to work with here.
“Hey, I’m leaving the country in a few months, you know what’d be great? Drawing a comic where an implied real congressman gets shot in the face. Yeah, that won’t bite me in the ass or something later”
Actually, Lieutenant Libre’s infamous flatulence and digestive trouble was caused by his love of a delicious but culinarily questionabe Pho sold in one of the Arizona neighborhoods he patrols, but due to over-sensitivity from a childhood of being accused of acting too white by his peers, he lies […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Things art school utterly failed to teach me how to draw #267: A man in a whirlpool about to be flushed down the drain of a large transparent tube. Thanks a lot, SCAD!
I actually had to research how fighter pilots and astronauts do go to the bathroom for this comic. I originally thought they just used a catheter and everyone agreed to just never talk about that embarrassing and uncomfortable part of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah… I guess I could only go so long before I couldn’t resist the temptation to mock these stupid protests/whiny bitchfights anymore.