Yeah, “Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!” references won’t make much sense when read years from now, but I wanted to move on to something a bit sillier.
An odd rules abstraction people often forget is that the main type of healing spell in D&D doesn’t technically heal *real* actual damage and injuries like lost limbs and such, it only recovers “HP”. You need more specialized, much […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is actually an old joke about a dwarf and a woman with a short skirt… but I tried to put a different spin on it.
Yeah, not really crazy about modern day D&D’s transition from being about good and evil and epic adventures to yet another “lifestyle brand” IP.
I know I know, conflating the coffee industry with bloodshed and human right violations? That’s just downright silly.
I’ve actually seen situations where a dm will try to create a survival heavy game, only to then be utterly confused when all the players decide to make druids, rangers, and warforged to get around it. Sometimes you just have […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I actually had to look up ideas for slurs against goblins. “Snotling” was the best of the options, as most of the other were just weak as hell. Way too mild for a game where some classes can literally kill people with insults.
It was a complete accident that when I was making up ideas for their current fake game characters they actually ended up being a mostly well balanced party.