You know, when I wrote this script weeks ago, I really assumed Bethesda would have release modding tools for Fallout 4 by the time the comic ran, and there’d be tons of nude mods for both genders and even in-between out by now… possibly even some horribly animated Japanese death-claw sex mod
But, no.
So let’s just pretend that there are male nude mods around now, so that the comic makes any sense.