I actually had to look up ideas for slurs against goblins. “Snotling” was the best of the options, as most of the other were just weak as hell. Way too mild for a game where some classes can literally kill people with insults.
Pretty sure there’s even actual real world military tactics that basically say “Always kill the drummers first”
I’m sure there’s RAW reason for why this wouldn’t like some rule about spell targeting worn items , or unintelligent animals not being viable targets for raise dead spells, but it sounded funny at the time.
Bards always get presented as the horny man whore class, yet meanwhile you have the paladins right there apparently needing to have full on divine immunity to diseases just stop them from turning into walking petri dishes of magical STIs
Strictly speaking I think the books tend to have a set list of animals paladins are allowed to summon as a mount, but apparently expanding the list of options is a common House rule… though I imagine many DMs learn […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…